It seemed a lot funnier at the time I thought of this.
If you can't see it, this is what it says:
Panel 1: *le running*
Panel 2: *le trips*
Panel 3: *le thud*
Panel 4: *le attractive female* Derp are you all right?
Panel 5: Hm? Yeah I'm fine.
Panel 6: *le thoughts* Wait--This is a girl! A hot one, at that! Maybe I can try speaking to her...
Panel 7: K bye LOL
Panel 9: It still hurts....On the inside.